so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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