i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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