I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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