Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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