Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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