fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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