i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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