did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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