i think my tv is drunk
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just had sex bonerless
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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