Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You need a sexual gate keeper
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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