We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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