I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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