? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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