a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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