did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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