yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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