Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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