We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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