just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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