over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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