Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Thank you for not boning my boss.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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