BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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