Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I haven't been this sober since birth.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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