sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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