u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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