apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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