yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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