Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to make a zoo with you.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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