So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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