I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
