U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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