So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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