she was so not down for the gang bang
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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