So drunk its hurt
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize