shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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