When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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