It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i think my cat just said my name.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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