He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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