it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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