was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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