entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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