My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize