so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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