Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I need water and some morals
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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