yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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