Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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