I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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