What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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