i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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