well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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