dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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