NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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