well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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